In before:
"Can I get it in black?"
"Why not the M11?"
"Why do colored shirts cost more?"
"How bout one with a suppressor?"
"Why no .380 love?"
"No ladies cut/ youth sizes?"
"Would buy if it were Max-11."
"Can I get it on a onesie?"
"Why is the onesie so expensive?"
"Do you have a 5XL?"
"Gold shimmer ink would be cool."
"Can I get it on chiffon?"
Ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Being both a print shop owner and a long time Uzitalk member, I know how this crap works. Best of luck, let me know if I can help.